Gangster Squad

Gangster Squad (2013), directed by Ruben Fleischer

An old fashioned Hollywood gangster picture staring hotter-than-hell actors Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone up against campy mobster Sean Penn? What could possibly go wrong?

Well, unfortunately enough to make Gangster Squad the first movie non-event of the year. Lots of hype, a great trailer, amazing cast, lots of promise and then…nothing. A script that never gets off the ground, a misused cast and film that just falls flat.

“Why am I not enjoying this?” I kept asking myself while I sat in the cinema. On one level I was. The film moves fast, keeps the violence level high, pleasures your retinas with beautiful people. But as a whole it is utterly void of any emotion, point, heart or interest. It’s as lifeless as the hundred bodies left behind in its story’s violent wake.

For one thing, and I’m just going to say it, this film is exactly like The Untouchables, only without the class or the moral intrigues. That film, about a group of cops brought together to bring down Al Capone by targeting his operations, had a sense for what makes a great gangster picture: sin and redemption. Good versus evil. Cops and robbers.

There is no redemption in Gangster Squad, simply because there is no need for it. There is only sin, and we are asked to root for it unquestionably. When there is doubt it is over whether the characters can carry out their dirty deeds, not over whether they should carry them out, or what they will lose in the process.

And I can understand that, but it doesn’t make for great drama. It makes for explosions and slow motion Tommy gun sequences. It makes for red lipstick and sleek cars in CGI’d chases. It makes for good guys that are indistinguishable from the bad guys.

It was that conflict of right versus wrong that makes The Untouchables a great movie. The same spirit makes you root for the bad guy in films like White Heat and Public Enemy, which Gangster Squad is trying to emulate. Lose that, and who do you have to root for? Even in those films the bad guys are going up against a system that’s keeping them down, and you get that. I got no sense of how what Penn’s character was doing is all that bad, nor of the moral superiority of our supposed heroes.

The film explores this conflict, but minimally. I liked how it linked the experiences of World War 2 to how these cops can leave their badges at home. I wish they had explored that more. The characters occasionally muse on whether the moral decay is worth the rewards, if the ends justify the means.

But it’s perfunctory. We, the audience, are never asked that question. We are asked merely to observe the conversation and then get back to enjoying the explosions, gun fights and blood. We are asked to cheer as Brolin beats Penn’s gangster into a bloody pulp.

All of which is fine. I like a throw away piece of entertainment as much as the next exploitation-loving filmgoer. But it doesn’t even do that all that well.

I mean, it’s serviceable, I didn’t hate watching it, but I never really got into it enough to ever care about what was going on on screen.

Ryan Gosling is smooth and cool in his role but resorted back to his smirky, fake-bashful “look at me, I’m in a movie. Unbelievable, right?” routine, a side of Gosling that puts me off. Josh Brolin plays his role. That’s all there is to say there.

Penn tries for the over-the-top villain thing, but he doesn’t have the flair to pull it off. He’s not bad, don’t get me wrong, but I kept thinking DeNiro in Untouchables and the two don’t compare. Nothing Penn did in that whole movie is as menacing as DeNiro talking about baseball in Untouchables.

Gangster Squad is a shell of gangster movie that doesn’t realize what makes the classic gangster films so great. Sure, it’s the style and the cars and the girls and the guns. But more than that it’s the characters, and having someone you can cheer for, whether they’re cops or gangsters, or a little bit of both.

Without that you simply don’t care.

Gangster Squad is in cinemas now.

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), directed by Marc Webb (hilarious!)

So I went to see Magic Mike last night. While standing in line for tickets, feeling slightly self-conscious as a solo man going to see a movie about male strippers, I discovered that it was sold out. Apparently women are sexual beings too or something. I don’t know, not the point. The point is I wasn’t going to be seeing Channing Tatum’s ass that night.

So for all my dismissal of the unnecessary Spider-Man reboot I decided to take the opportunity to begrudgingly shell out $18 dollars to see the damn thing in IMAX 3D. I got in a couple minutes late, missed the opening credits (if there were any), sat down, glassesed up and prepared myself to be something less than dazzled.

But I gotta tell you, and pardon me for taking the obvious road here, but The Amazing Spider-Man is freaking amazing.

I’m going to go out on a huge limb here and say that, as far as summer superhero movies go, it might be better than The Avengers. I suspect nobody is going to agree with me on this one, but in all honesty, in my books they’re neck and neck (sort of a Seabiscuit, Tobey Maguire joke, but kind of a stretch).

It’s just a topnotch, exciting as all hell, fan-pleaser of a summer movie.

Here’s one reason I might have fallen in love with it more than others. I’m still new to this whole 3D thing. I’ve been living in an isolated community for the past two years where the only 3D entertainment in town was watching the meatheads fight outside the bar (love you Powell River!).

I frequently snobbishly dismissed 3D movies as a fad and a terrible idea. Now, sometimes I’m right, and I still think Real3D looks like hell in general. But with this and two screenings of Prometheus under my skin now I’m ready to declare IMAX 3D as the greatest thing since the invention of the talkie (although that did ruin silent cinema, but that’s another argument).

I haven’t had that little kid at the movies, gape-mouthed experience in as long as I can remember, but watching Spidey swing from crane to crane through the streets of New York I was in absolute awe.

Now The Amazing Spider-Man, like Prometheus, was actually shot in 3D, which so far, in my limited experience, seems to make all the difference. But if we can get more 3D movies like this, I have to say, bring them on. Praise the Lord, I have seen the light.

There’s something else I have to admit that might have influenced my opinion. For all my “What? Another reboot already?!” attitude about a new Spider-Man movie, I realized as I sat down and started to watch the origin part of the story unfold that I never saw the original Spider-Man from 2002. I saw the second one, which was fantastic, and the third one, which was horrendous, but I never saw the first.

So while a lot of critics are going on about how we know all this already and how unnecessary a recap is, I didn’t have that experience. It was all new to me. I mean, I know the story from comics or common knowledge but I had never before seen it played out on the big screen. I now have a plan to watch the Tobey Maguire one and maybe I’ll be convinced otherwise. But until then, this one is better.

As for the movie itself (‘Finally!’ they say), it’s truly a well made, wonderfully paced and acted, thriller of a blockbuster. I don’t think most people will see that because they’re too hung up on the reboot thing, but it really is a fabulous popcorn movie. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are perfect, because they go against the stiffness of other superhero movie actors and make their characters believable and human. For all the amazing effects and hair raising action sequences, Spider-Man is also a touching, relatable film. I got into it, I have to say. And Garfield and Stone are the ones that make that happen.

It’s not perfect (I always say that don’t I?). The lizard bad guy dude is only okay as a nemesis. I’m more of a Green Goblin man myself, but I understand you have to make some changes. Some of the action sequences were hard to follow.

But really, put that up against the special effects, the tone, the acting, the surprising care and maturity of the piece, and they are minor criticisms.

The Amazing Spider-Man is the best summer movie of the year so far, with the possible exception of The Avengers. And Prometheus, but I consider that beautiful mess to be something other than summer movie fare.

Anyway, you get the point. It’s amazing. Sorry.

The Amazing Spider-Man is in theatres now (go see it in IMAX 3D. Seriously, spend the extra $5 or whatever. It’s worth it ya cheap bastard.)