Note to Vancouver Canucks Fans: Roberto Luongo Isn’t The Only FlopperPosted by whitecovermagazine
Dolphins. Dead people. Flaccid penises. Drunk people. Roberto Luongo.
Those are all the floppers in the world, depending on who you talk to, and Vancouverites get sicker and sicker of seeing Roberto Luongo flop and fall and dive and dip, duck, dive, and dodge to make saves, or to not make saves. (*NOTE: When we say “flop,” we don’t mean diving for a call. We mean diving to your belly to make a save, which doesn’t always work out.)
When he makes them, it looks spectacular. When he misses, it looks like he was shot in the back or like he’s ducking cannon fire… and the other team scores.
It’s embarrassing. It’s hard to watch. And, he’s not the only one.