Yea, so, um… okay, wait… yea, this is indefensible.

It’s not like we thought Ralph Lauren’s suits looked good at any point, at that has nothing to do with them being Chinese. It’s not like we think Durantula and Melo look foolish, because every athlete will look foolish. We would also like to thank Kevin Love for uploading this photo to his Twitter page, so we can all see it. I mean, if the English are going to have 70 sheep at their Opening Ceremonies, why can’t Team USA look just as ridiculous?

As long as Melo does this at tomorrow’s event, we’ll be all right:

watch The Carlton Dance on White Cover Magazine…